Bah Humbug

What's the big deal with Christmas? I see some lights are up that come on at night. They're ok. It's  those flickering ones that drive me mad. 

Here I am being helpful with the Christmas decor. Yes! A bag!



Nope, no big star in there. 


Can I fit inside? Nope. One strike.
 
Can I eat it? Nope. Two strikes.

Can I push it around? Nope. Three strikes. Useless.

The heck?? I'm going to the Cattery while you guys go away to party?!&$*%

So what do I think of Christmas?
Bah Humbug!