What's the big deal with Christmas? I see some lights are up that come on at night. They're ok. It's those flickering ones that drive me mad.
Here I am being helpful with the Christmas decor. Yes! A bag!
Nope, no big star in there. Can I fit inside? Nope. One strike. Can I eat it? Nope. Two strikes. Can I push it around? Nope. Three strikes. Useless. The heck?? I'm going to the Cattery while you guys go away to party?!&$*%